I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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