maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
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I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
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Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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