The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
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Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
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Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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