mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
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I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
It's blow job season.
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My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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