Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
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i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
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Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
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I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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