Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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