To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
Randomize
