Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
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FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
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The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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