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shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
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yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
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begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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