But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
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You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
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Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
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