i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
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There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
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who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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