Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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