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He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
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If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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