is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
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i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
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I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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