what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
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