i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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