The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
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Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
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I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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