OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
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