My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
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he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
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Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Never joke about your clitoris.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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