K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
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Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
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Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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