I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
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You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
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Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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