Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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