Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
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Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
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Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?