Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
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Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
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Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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