actually, I'm a sock model
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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