We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
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its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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