Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
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As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
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So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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