So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
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It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
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Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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