I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
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I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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