He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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