I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
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there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Be still, my beating vagina.
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I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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