So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
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Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
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He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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