a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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