I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
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I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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