stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
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She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
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after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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