with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
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I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
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We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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