Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
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We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
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I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
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