My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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