Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Fuck appropriateness.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
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I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
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Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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