So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
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just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
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I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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