In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
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You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
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Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line