great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
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I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
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Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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