Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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