you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
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Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
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They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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