There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
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There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
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He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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