I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
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Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
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This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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