Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
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He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
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its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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