I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
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You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
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He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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