i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
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Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
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I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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