So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
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Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
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Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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