I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
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Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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